a pluto idea

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An idea so dumb and stupid that even Pluto would laugh at it and say 'I've seen better ideas on my dead moon.'

'Why don't we all live in a pineapple under the sea?', said by someone who never took a bath.

'I think we should all be ninjas.', said by a guy who still uses a flip phone.

'We should all speak in rhymes forever.', said by a kid who still thinks TikTok is a real place.

A thought so crazy that it makes your brain explode and your friends walk out of the room.

'We should all be pirates.', said by someone who still thinks the internet is a real place.

'Why don't we all ride unicorns to work?', said by a person who's never left their bedroom.

'I think we should all eat pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.', said by someone who's been eating pizza for six years straight.

A plan so bad that it makes your life worse and your mom yells at you.

'We should all be astronauts.', said by a kid who still thinks space is just a really big park.

'Why don't we all live in a giant chicken?', said by someone who eats chicken for every meal.

'We should all be wizards.', said by a person who still believes in magic.

An idea so ridiculous that even your dog rolls its eyes at you.

'We should all be astronauts.', said by someone who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

'Why don't we all live in a giant toaster?', said by a person who burns every piece of toast they make.

'We should all speak in baby talk.', said by someone who still uses baby talk to their mom.

A thought so dumb that your brain gives up and goes to sleep.

'We should all be ninjas.', said by someone who still uses a sword to cut their pizza.

'Why don't we all live in a giant hat?', said by a person who wears hats to every party.

'We should all be pirates.', said by someone who still thinks the sea is just a really big lake.