A plummer

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A plummer is when a guy squats down and his ass crack shines like a spotlight on a dirty bathroom floor

My cousin bent over to tie his shoe and I saw his ass crack like it was a crime scene

At the gym, the guy next to me did a squat and I got a front-row seat to his plummer

My brother’s plummer was so bad, it looked like he had a sandwich stuck in there

A plummer is a girl who loves getting her face between a guy’s legs or cleaning out a guy’s business like it's a drain

My friend’s crush is a plummer and she'll suck his dick in front of the whole class

My sister’s a plummer and she’ll clean out her boyfriend’s business like it’s a trash can

At the party, the plummer got down on her knees and cleaned out the guy’s business like he was a toilet

A plummer is a total knob jockey who wastes his life making jokes about other people while his own life is a mess

My friend’s a plummer and he posts memes about me on the internet every day

The plummer in my class talks about his friends like they’re celebrities but they’re all just losers

My dad’s a plummer and he makes jokes about my mom like she’s a joke

A plummer is when a guy bends over and his ass crack is visible like it’s a crime scene

At the store, the guy bent over to pick up his bag and I saw his ass crack like it was a murder mystery

My brother’s plummer is so bad, it looks like his ass crack is a portal to hell

The plummer at the gym was so bad, I almost called the cops

A plummer is a guy who cleans out other people’s business instead of fixing pipes like a real plumber

My friend’s a plummer and he cleans out his friend’s business like it’s a drain

At school, the plummer gets his face between my friend’s legs like it’s a job

My neighbor’s a plummer and he cleans out his friend’s business like it’s a daily routine

A plummer is a creepy old man who acts like he's your teacher but he's really just a pedo in disguise

My friend’s teacher is a plummer and he’s always staring at his students like he wants to eat them

At school, the plummer asked me if I wanted to go to his office, and I knew it was a trap

My friend’s plummer teacher got suspended because he tried to touch her face

A plummer is a walrus-like ag teacher with a mustache who’s super cool but also super weird

My ag teacher is a plummer and he looks like a walrus with a mustache

The plummer teacher made us clean out the pig pens and I almost died

My friend’s plummer teacher is so cool, he even lets us use his mustache for science experiments