Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clumsy, brain-fried, squinty-eyed freak who’s nice but also kind of a mess.

He tripped over his own feet and still managed to smile at me.

She tried to explain quantum physics and cried.

He wore a sock on his head and called it a fashion statement.

2

Big-bellied and blessed with good fortune, like a fat kid who won the lottery.

She ate a whole pie and then won the raffle.

He got a free pizza and a raise on the same day.

She was so full she fell off the couch.

3

To move like a confused man who thinks he’s in a dance-off with a chicken.

He did the cha-cha and screamed at the ceiling.

He tried to dance and looked like he was being chased by a duck.

He moved like he was trying to escape a traffic jam.

4

When someone shoves cereal up your butt and then yanks it out like it’s a prank.

He dumped Frosted Flakes in my pants and laughed like it was the best joke ever.

She threw corn flakes in my ass and said it was a surprise.

He took a spoonful of cereal and shoved it up my back.

5

A colonial slang for a girl who’s a whore or a slut. Basically, a fancy word for a trashy girl.

She said she was a 'slut' and then asked for a pizza.

He called her a 'whore' and then offered her a Coke.

She was called a 'slut' and said it was a compliment.

6

A clumsy, elegant person who plays the ukulele and dances in a burlesque show. Might wear a green frog costume and glitter.

She played the ukulele and wore a frog outfit that sparkled.

She danced like she was on a stage and wore a glittery dress.

She played the ukulele and wore a frog costume that looked like it came from a nightmare.

7

A lesbian who writes about dating, sex, and being a total geek. She’s also a little bit awesome.

She wrote about dating and then cried over a boy.

She posted about sex and got 10,000 likes.

She blogged about being a nerd and got a standing ovation.