A Planter

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When you stand in a hole that opens up like a bad part of a video game. It’s like the ground is trying to eat you and it doesn’t care if you’re ready or not.
Bro, I was just walking and the ground yanked me under like I owed it money.
I saw the earthquake coming and still got face-planted like I was a dumbass.
That fissure looked like a good spot for a nap, and I paid the price.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Making a plan to start a conversation by doing something weird just to get people talking and laughing at you.
I walked into the store wearing a hat made of socks and got 20 people talking to me.
I shouted ‘Peanut Butter is the Best!’ and now everyone knows my name.
I started a dance battle in a grocery store just to see what would happen.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Old-timey rich people who owned plantations and had slaves do all the work because they were too lazy and dumb to lift a finger. They even let their family cuck soldiers while they fought for freedom and they just sat there eating cake.
That planter had so many kids from soldiers that he had a new kid every year.
They let their slaves do all the work and then acted like they were saving the country.
They didn’t even know what freedom was and still claimed they were fighting for it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A word used to describe someone with really big nuts. It’s like they’re wearing nuts as a fashion statement.
That guy has nuts the size of coconuts and still manages to be loud about it.
She walks into a room and everyone looks at her nuts like they’re the main event.
He eats so many nuts that they start growing out of his head.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A funny word that you use with ‘nuts’ to make things sound even crazier, like your brain is on fire and it’s covered in peanuts.
He’s got planter nuts and they’re so crazy they make the whole town laugh.
She’s got planter nuts so bad she talks to the peanuts.
That guy’s planter nuts are so intense they caused a traffic jam.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A company that makes peanut snacks and has this guy named Mr. Peanut who wears a hat, a cane, and gloves, but no pants. He’s like the fashion disaster of the snack world.
Mr. Peanut shows up at the party with a hat and a cane but forgot his pants.
He’s so fancy with that hat and cane but still wears socks with sandals.
He walks into the office and everyone is like, ‘Why does he have a cane but no pants?’
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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When your face gets hit by something hard and it’s like your face is saying, ‘I didn’t sign up for this.’ It’s like you walked into a wall and it was rude about it.
I ran into the wall like it was my enemy and my face got a free punch.
I got face-planted by a cart and now my face is sore.
That collision was so bad my face got a black eye and a bruise.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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