Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A plank is a flat-chested woman with a tiny butt. And yes, that's the worst thing ever.

My cousin is a plank. She looks like a failed pizza.

That girl in math class is a plank. She’s got the body of a brick.

Plank is just a fancy word for 'disaster on two legs.'

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To be planked is to get hit with the ugly stick. It's like being whacked by a broken heart.

My dog got planked by the mailman. He's still crying.

My little brother got planked by his dad. He's now a sad face.

I planked my friend. He's now a vegetable.

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Planking is the dumbest thing ever. People lie flat on anything just to look cool. It’s the end of civilization.

My mom planked on the kitchen table. It was a disgrace.

My dad planked on the couch. He looks like a dead fish.

I planked on a park bench. I’m now the king of dumb.

4

Planking is when a man lies on top of the toilet to pee because he's too lazy and has a hard-on.

My brother planked in the bathroom. He looked like a sad potato.

I planked while my mom was watching TV. She called me a disgrace.

My dad planked on the toilet. He now has a new nickname: 'Toilet King.'

5

In Old School Runescape, a plank is someone who gets absolutely crushed by multiple enemies. They’re like a meat pie.

My friend got planked by three goblins. He was a meat pie.

I got planked by the troll. I was a sad pancake.

My brother got planked by five knights. He was a broken toy.

6

A plank is the wrong name for lying flat. It’s the worst way to be lazy.

Planking is the worst. I hate it more than math.

My friend tried planking. He failed harder than a failed test.

Planking is like lying flat, but it’s a disgrace.

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A plank is a British word for someone as dumb as a piece of wood. They’re like a brainless tree.

My uncle is a plank. He thinks the sky is a giant pizza.

My teacher is a plank. She can’t even count.

My neighbor is a plank. He thinks a dog is a cat.