a pissin thing

Bro, you’re a pissin thing. You didn’t even show up to the game.

She said she’d help me move, but then she texted me and said she was watching Netflix.

He got called out for skipping work, and he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He tried to do his taxes, and it looked like he was doing math on a broken toilet.

She had the chance to win the contest, but she just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He got asked to join the team, and he said, ‘Nah, I’m a pissin thing.’

He promised to help me clean my room, but then he just went to sleep.

She said she’d come to the party, but she never showed up.

He said he’d finish his homework, but it’s still on the floor.

He got yelled at by his mom, and he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

She got a perfect score on the test, but she didn’t even try.

He got called out for skipping practice, but he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He couldn’t even tie his shoes without help.

She got asked to do a presentation, but she said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He got told to do his math homework, and he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He got bullied, and he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

She got called out for not doing her work, and she just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’

He got told he was going to fail, and he just said, ‘I’m a pissin thing.’