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when a girl gives you a head while her stub is jammed up your ass like it's a popularity contest.
She said she’d do anything for a free lunch and then stuck her stub up my ass.
He got a head from her and didn’t even know she was still wearing pants.
I got a head and my ass felt like it was getting a promotion.
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when you get a head from a girl while her stub is like a foreign object in your ass.
I got a head and my ass felt like it was being inspected by customs.
She gave me a head and I got a stub visa.
He got a head and his ass was on alert.
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when you get a head from a girl while her stub is doing a jailbreak in your ass.
Her stub broke free and ran away while I was getting a head.
I got a head and her stub was like it had a getaway car.
He got a head and his ass was like it was in a prison break.
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when you get a head from a girl while her stub is like a cocky rookie in your ass.
Her stub was flexing while I was getting a head.
He got a head and his ass was like it had a new employee.
I got a head and my ass felt like it was getting a promotion it didn’t deserve.
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when you get a head from a girl while her stub is like a stubborn toddler in your ass.
Her stub was screaming while I was getting a head.
He got a head and his ass was like it was in a tantrum.
I got a head and my ass felt like it was being punished.
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when you get a head from a girl while her stub is like a sassy sidekick in your ass.
Her stub was giving me sass while I was getting a head.
He got a head and his ass was like it had a new best friend.
I got a head and my ass was like it was in a drama.
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