A piping hot cup of Joe

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Hot sex with your plumber when he’s been working all day and smells like old socks and gasoline.

My plumber came over and I was so turned on, I offered him a second cup of coffee.

He said he’d take it if I let him keep the socks.

Now he’s my regular and he smells like my ex.

When your plumber’s cock is as hot as your morning coffee and he’s got a hard-on from fixing your sink.

He said the sink was clogged, but I knew it was the smell of my coffee.

He asked for a second cup, I asked for a second round.

Now he’s my favorite plumber and my new boyfriend.

Your plumber’s cock is the only thing that can fix your leaky faucet and your leaky pants.

He said he’d fix the faucet, but I said I’d fix his leaky pants.

He came over with a wrench and a smile.

Now my faucet works and my pants stay up.