A pip

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A person who gets a kick out of slurping three wieners at the same time. Total faggot. Pimp is the opposite, and that’s a real man.
@dicksauce: Just saw a pip doing triple duty at the gas station. I was jealous.
My cousin is a pip. He did three dicks at the same time in front of my mom.
That pip at the bar got a standing ovation. Everyone clapped.
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A British way of saying hello that’s extra dumb and sounds like it came from a dumb old man. Used with stupid phrases like ‘What ho!’ and ‘Old bean’ to make everything sound like a joke.
‘What ho, old bean!’ My teacher said that every day. I wanted to scream.
My grandpa uses pip every time he sees me. It’s annoying.
I heard my uncle say ‘pip’ to a pigeon. The pigeon flew away.
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A stupid way to say goodbye. Kids use it because they think it sounds cool. It’s just a fancy word for ‘see ya later.’
‘Pip!’ My friend said before leaving. I thought he was being dramatic.
My little brother said ‘pip’ to his crush. He looked like a total fool.
My teacher said ‘pip’ to the class. We all rolled our eyes.
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A piece of paper that tells you you’re getting fired. It’s like a death sentence from your boss. They give it to you so they don’t get in trouble.
My boss gave me a pip. I knew I was getting fired. I was sad.
I got a pip at work. I walked out like a champ.
My coworker got a pip. He cried like a baby.
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Pip is the greatest person ever. They’re your best friend, your hero, and they’re always there for you.
‘Pip is the best!’ My friend said. He was right.
I would die for Pip. He’s my hero.
Pip is my best friend. I would follow him anywhere.
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A person who is annoying but still kind of cool. They make your life harder, but you still like them.
My neighbor is a pip. He’s annoying but still cool.
My teacher is a pip. He’s tough but fair.
My friend is a pip. He’s annoying but I still hang out with him.
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A British way to say something is easy. Kids use it because they think it sounds smart, but it’s just dumb.
‘This is pip!’ My friend said. It wasn’t easy at all.
My teacher said the test was pip. I failed it.
My little brother said the math was pip. He got it wrong.
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