A Pineapple

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A pineapple is the worst ex you ever had. They were like candy at first, but then they turned into a prickly nightmare.

My ex is a pineapple. I thought we were gonna be together forever. Then they turned into a complete prick.

My ex is a pineapple. They were sweet, then they were like a cactus with a attitude.

My ex is a pineapple. I had to rip my heart out just to get away from them.

A pineapple is where SpongeBob lives. It’s not just a house. It’s a literal pineapple. You’re welcome.

SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. That’s not just a house. That’s a literal pineapple.

SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a shoe. That’s not fair.

SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a broom closet. That’s not a house.

What the hell are you doing looking up the definition of a pineapple? You’re a total idiot.

What the hell are you doing looking up pineapple? You’re a total idiot.

You’re looking up pineapple? You’re worse than my kid’s math homework.

Looking up pineapple? You should be eating it, not defining it.

A pineapple is a loud, obnoxious, and stupid chant that makes your brain hurt.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That’s stupid. I know who it is.

That pineapple chant is louder than my kid’s screaming.

That pineapple chant is so loud. I think my ears are gonna fall off.

A pineapple is when your boss shoves a spikey fruit up your butt. It hurts and it’s a total mess.

My boss gave me a pineapple. It was like a spikey fruit up my butt. It hurt.

They gave me a pineapple. I think I still have spikey fruit in my butt.

That pineapple was the worst dressing-down I ever had. I feel like I was born from a fruit.

A pineapple is a secret code. You say it instead of ‘That’s what she said’ so no one gets suspicious.

I said pineapple instead of ‘That’s what she said.’ It was a total secret code.

I used pineapple as a code. My coworker didn’t even know what I was talking about.

Pineapple is a code. It’s like a spy mission. Only I’m the spy.

A pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It’s the best thing to ever happen to your life.

Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It makes everything better.

Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. You’re welcome.

Pineapple is the cum sweetener of the world. It’s the best.