Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can make your life a living hell, they’re sour as lemon juice and you’d rather choke on a brick than swallow them.

My cousin is a pill. She talks about her ex like he’s the devil.

My mom is a pill. She yells at me for getting a B on my math test.

My boss is a pill. He made me work 12 hours on a Saturday.

2

So based that they turned into a pill, like they’re so pilled they’re just pure base energy.

My friend is so pilled, he turned into a pill. #pillpilled

That girl is so based, she’s like a pill of pure coolness.

My brother’s so pilled, he’s like a pill from the matrix.

3

When something is so weird or messed up it feels like you just got hit with a redpill from the matrix.

That movie was thingpilled. Like, so weird, I couldn’t make sense of it.

His hair is thingpilled. I don’t even know what it is anymore.

Her story is thingpilled. It’s like a redpill from hell.

4

What girls say when they take the pill to stop getting knocked up after a guy sploshes in them.

I took the pill after my boyfriend sploshed in me. No way I’m getting knocked up.

She took the pill and yelled at him for being a sploshy splosh.

He sploshed in me and I took the pill. That’s how it goes.

5

A magical candy that makes women not get knocked up, but also proves there’s a God who loves us all and probably thinks we’re cute.

That pill is like a miracle. And also proof that God exists.

She took the pill and now I believe in God.

I take the pill, and I think God is just watching me like a dad.

6

When you send a virus or some stupid malware to someone and you didn’t even mean to. You just messed them up.

I pilled my friend’s phone. Now it’s broken and he’s mad.

She pilled my laptop. It turned into a toaster.

He pilled my mom’s phone. Now it just says ‘Hello’.

7

A tiny candy you swallow, or a tiny person who gives you headaches, or a tiny drug that makes you dance like a fool.

That pill is just a tiny candy. But I took it and now I feel weird.

She’s a pill. She gives me headaches every day.

He took the pill and now he’s dancing like a fool.