a pig in a boat

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a person who got tossed into a situation like a sack of crap and now they're stuck in it
My cousin went to a concert and now he's a pig in a boat. He didn't know how to dance.
I signed up for a marathon and now I'm a pig in a boat. I can't run.
My dog went to the beach and now he's a pig in a boat. He doesn't know how to swim.
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when a pig gets tired of being a pig and tries to be a fancy fish
My mom got a boat and now she's a pig in a boat. She thought she'd be cool.
My brother got a boat and now he's a pig in a boat. He's trying to be fancy.
My dad got a boat and now he's a pig in a boat. He's just trying to not be a pig anymore.
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a pig who got a boat and now it's just a nuclear pig who's also a bear
That boat is just a pig with a nuclear reactor and a bear face. What even is that?
The pig boat is like the nuclear pig who thinks it's a bear. It's confusing.
I used to think that ship was cool. Now I just think it's a pig with a bear face.
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