Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pig is a fat, lazy cop who thinks they're the boss of everyone and doesn't care if they're being stupid.

"You just got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard!", Officer Pig

"I don’t need no stinking evidence, I said you did it!", Pig

"I’m not a pig, I’m a pig pig!", The only pig pig in existence

2

A pig is a cop who acts like they’re God and forgets they’re just a guy with a badge.

"You can’t just pull me over for driving 10 mph over the limit! I’m the law!", Pig

"I don’t care if you’re late to work, I’m giving you a ticket!", Pig

"I’m not a pig, I’m a pig pig!", The only pig pig in existence

3

Pigs are cops. Sometimes they're the ones who show up to your house because you got a little bit of a problem.

"I’m not giving you a ticket, I’m giving you a warning!", Pig

"You owe me $50 for giving you a warning!", Pig

"You just got a warning because I felt like it!", Pig

4

A pig is a cop who thinks they are the best and doesn’t care if they're being a complete idiot.

"I just got a ticket because I was driving 1 mph over the speed limit!", Pig

"I’m not a pig, I’m a pig pig!", The only pig pig in existence

"I gave you a ticket for jaywalking, and you’re late to work!", Pig

5

A pig is a cop who thinks they are special and doesn’t listen to anyone else.

"You just got a ticket because I said so!", Pig

"I don’t care if you’re late to work, I’m giving you a ticket!", Pig

"I gave you a ticket because I was in a bad mood!", Pig

6

A pig is a guy who likes to lick sweaty armpits and sniff socks that haven’t been washed in a month.

"I got off by licking my boyfriend’s armpit!", Gay Pig

"I got off by sniffing my girlfriend’s sock!", Gay Pig

"I got off by licking my best friend’s armpit!", Gay Pig

7

A pig is a really fat person who eats everything and doesn’t care if they’re being stupid.

"I’m a pig because I eat everything!", Pig

"I’m a pig because I don’t care if I’m being stupid!", Pig

"I’m a pig because I eat everything and I don’t care if I’m being stupid!", Pig