a piece of me

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A punch in the face. A free chance to beat someone up and get hit back like a doofus.
Bro, you said you were gonna fight me? I took it as a compliment.
I hit her, she hit me back, and now we’re both sore.
I told my mom I was gonna fight someone. She said, 'That’s not a problem, just don’t fight me.'
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A stupid song by Britney Spears that sounds like a chicken got hit with a spatula. It’s catchy, but it’s also weird and kinda embarrassing.
I played this song in the car, and my dad asked if I was trying to make him die.
My mom sang it in the shower and now she thinks she’s a pop star.
My friend said it’s the worst song ever, and I agreed, but only because I like being mean.
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A song that everyone loves but no one really understands. It’s also hair. Or maybe it’s just a really good song.
My teacher said this song is the best, and now I have to listen to it every day.
I used this song as my ringtone, and now my mom yells at me every time she calls.
My friend said this song is the reason he passed math. I don’t believe him.
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A question that means 'Do you wanna get your face messed up?' It’s like a challenge, but you’re probably gonna lose.
He asked me if I wanted to fight, and I said yes, and now I have a bruise.
I said no, and he laughed at me. I regret that decision.
My friend asked me if I wanted to fight, and I said yes, but I didn’t bring my lunch.
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