a pick

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A comb-like tool that black folks use to comb out their hair. They stick it in their hair and forget about it until it decides to come back and bite them.

My cousin left his pick in his hair for two weeks. It came back and gave him a headache.

That pick was in my hair so long, it started a relationship with my scalp.

I found a pick in my hair and it was covered in头皮 crumbs. It was like a pick-shaped snack bar.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you treat someone like a piece of trash just because you're mad at them. You nag them, berate them, and make their life a living hell for no good reason.

My mom picked on me for not doing my homework. She even took my snack.

My teacher picked on me for doodling in class. I had to write 100 times 'I will not doodle in class.'

My friend picked on my dog for eating my lunch. The dog was confused.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A tiny plastic thing that helps you play guitar. But it’s also a little plastic freak that likes to escape and wander off for weeks.

My pick ran away and came back with a sunburn. It was like a pick vacation.

That pick left my guitar and went to live in my pants. It didn’t come back until I threatened it.

I found my pick in the microwave. It had a burn mark and a tan.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you don’t care about anything. You’re too lazy to even think about it. You just say 'fuck it' and walk away.

I got a D on my test. I said 'a pick' and went to play video games.

My mom yelled at me. I said 'a pick' and went to eat pizza.

My friend broke my phone. I said 'a pick' and went to sleep.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When you keep finding little things wrong with something. You nag about it, you argue about it, and you act like it’s the end of the world.

I picked on my brother for wearing mismatched socks. He had to wear them for a week.

I picked on my dog for stealing my snack. He got a time-out.

I picked on my mom for not making my favorite breakfast. She had to make it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

So weak you could barely stand up. You’re like a noodle in a soup. You can’t even finish a sentence without falling over.

My dog was so pick, he couldn’t even walk. He was like a pick noodle.

My brother was so pick, he couldn’t even hold his phone up. He had to use both hands just to hold it.

My mom was so pick, she had to sit down after walking five steps.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

When someone makes your life a living hell. They laugh at you, they mock you, and they treat you like you’re not even human.

My brother bullied me for wearing a hat. He said I looked like a pick duck.

My teacher bullied me for talking too much. I had to write 'I will not talk too much' 100 times.

My friend bullied my dog for eating my homework. The dog got a time-out.

by Slangipedia 5d ago