A phillipa

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A phillipa talks too much and can be louder than a jackhammer. If it's that time of the month, she'll scream at you, apologize, and then cry like a baby. She loves brownies more than she loves you.
'Why did you eat my last brownie? I'm gonna kill you!', then she cried.
She talked my whole class out of lunch.
She screamed at the teacher and then hugged him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The most stunning girl ever. She works 9 to 5, but on weekends, she turns into a wild animal. She loves fancy clothes and can make you fall in love with her just by smiling.
She wore a dress to a pizza party and got everyone excited.
She turned my boring job into a party.
She showed up to my birthday dressed like a fairy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Phillipa is a smart, sassy, and stunning woman who doesn’t take any nonsense. She can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, until she decides to flirt with someone else.
She flirted with my friend right in front of me.
She told my boss he was an idiot and got a raise.
She turned my boring meeting into a show.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A phillipa is a hot, smart, and caring girl. All the guys want to date her, but she’s too busy being awesome to notice.
She helped me with my math homework and I fell in love.
She made the whole school laugh with one joke.
She smiled at me and I felt special.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A phillipa is a good person who loves getting drunk and taking her clothes off. She’s hilarious and always makes people laugh.
She took off her clothes at a party and no one cared.
She got drunk and told my mom my secrets.
She laughed so hard she cried.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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If you fall in love with a phillipa, you're doomed. She'll flirt with every guy, test your patience, and then make you feel like you're the only one in the world.
She flirted with my brother right in front of me.
She made my teacher fall in love with her.
She got away with stealing my lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Phillipa is the most gorgeous, smart, and confusing girl in the world. She can make you fall in love with her, but she also can’t decide what she wants.
She asked me out, then changed her mind.
She smiled at me, then walked away.
She told me she loved me, then left me at the party.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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