A Phil Peter’s

My mom went on for 20 minutes about her ex's new dog. I had to pretend I was listening even though I was mentally gone.

My friend talked about his gym routine for an hour. I just wanted to scream.

At the party, my cousin rambled about his job for so long, I started counting ceiling tiles.

My dad talked about his garden for so long, I started questioning my life choices.

My sister went on about her cat's diet. I nearly threw my food at her.

My boss explained the coffee machine like it was a life-or-death situation.

My neighbor yelled about the mailman for 15 minutes. I felt bad for the mailman.

My brother complained about the internet for so long, I lost my Wi-Fi connection.

My teacher talked about her weekend for 20 minutes. I almost fell asleep.