A Peter Wang

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A Peter Wang is when a landlord jacks up rent so high it feels like you’ve been hit by a truck while also being yelled at by a dragon. They call it love, but it’s just a scam to make your wallet cry.
My rent went from $800 to $1,200. Love is expensive, I guess.
They told me it was for ‘better living conditions.’ I live in a hole now.
I thought I was getting a raise. Turns out I was getting a punch in the gut.
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A Peter Wang is when you try to cheat someone and end up getting roasted so hard you’re left with no hair and no dignity.
I tried to scam him. He sent me a DM that said, ‘You’re a fraud. I’m gonna take your money and your pride.’
He tried to rip me off. I took his money and his soul.
He said he was gonna let me go. I said, ‘Nope. You’re paying for my therapist now.’
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A Peter Wang is a guy who’s in love with a Discord user named Ori and wants to have a baby with a pregnant woman. He’s got more love lives than a cat with a thousand lives.
He told me he’s in love with Ori and wants to be a dad. I said, ‘You’re in love with three people at once?’
He’s trying to have relations with a pregnant woman. I asked, ‘Is that a real thing?’
He said Ori is his soulmate. I said, ‘You also want to be a father. That’s a lot of soulmates for one guy.’
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