A Peter Visagie

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Lying about being straight when your computer is the only thing you're really into.

I told my mom I was dating a girl. Liar. My computer is my only love.

He said he was straight. I saw him crying over a broken keyboard.

She claims to be straight. I caught her watching cat videos at 2 AM.

Making up stories about being straight while your computer is your real boyfriend.

He said he was straight. I saw him kiss his laptop.

She told me she was dating a guy. I saw her messaging her computer.

He claims to be straight. I caught him wearing a shirt that said 'I love my computer.'

Being a complete fake when you're really in love with your computer.

She told me she was dating a guy. I saw her crying over a dead monitor.

He said he was straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my computer.'

He told his mom he was dating a girl. I saw him arguing with his mouse.

Lying to everyone about being straight when your computer is the only thing you care about.

He told his dad he was dating a girl. I saw him talking to his keyboard.

She said she was straight. I saw her send a love letter to her computer.

He claims to be straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my monitor.'

Faking being straight when you're really in love with your computer.

He said he was dating a girl. I saw him crying over a broken mouse.

She told me she was straight. I saw her send a love note to her monitor.

He said he was dating a guy. I saw him messaging his keyboard.

Lying about being straight when your computer is the only thing you love.

She said she was dating a guy. I saw her messaging her monitor.

He told his friends he was straight. I saw him wear a shirt that said 'I love my keyboard.'

He said he was dating a girl. I saw him send a love letter to his computer.