Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The greatest TV show ever made. Nickelodeon should’ve been thrown into a lake and drowned for taking it off the air.

'A pete is the only show that makes me cry and laugh at the same time.'

'If I had to choose between life and A pete, I’d pick A pete.'

'A pete is the reason I still have my sanity.'

2

A stupid pose you make when you’re confused about where to put your hands.

'I did the pete in front of my crush and it was embarrassing.'

'He did the pete like he was trying to impress a chicken.'

'I did the pete so hard, my hands got stuck in my pockets.'

3

A secret name for the strongest weed ever. It comes from a guy named Skunky Pete who looked like a walking weed plant.

'I smoked a pete and it felt like my lungs were on fire.'

'That pete was so strong, my dog got high and started dancing.'

'I had to take a pete to survive my ex.'

4

A name for someone who is nice, gives stuff away, and is the kind of friend who will help you even if you’re a complete mess.

'Pete is the only friend who helps me when I eat my whole pizza at once.'

'Pete is the reason I still have my hair.'

'Pete would give me his last burger if I asked.'

5

A guy who is smart, hot, and has the best package in the whole world.

'Pete is the kind of guy who makes your heart skip a beat.'

'He’s a Pete and he knows it.'

'Pete is the reason I failed my math test.'

6

The guy who comes on April 20th and twists your nipples like he’s trying to kill you.

'April 20th came and Pete twisted my nipple so hard I cried.'

'Pete is the reason I have a broken rib.'

'Pete doesn’t care if you’re 8 or 80, he still twists your nipple.'

7

A guy who talks way too much about things he doesn’t even understand.

'Pete talked for 10 minutes about the history of potatoes.'

'Pete explained the moon landing like he was the moon.'

'Pete gave a 5-minute speech about why socks are the best clothes.'