A person who eats bread

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A weakling who shoves bread in his face like it’s the last meal before being thrown in a trash can. His only friends are a baby cat and a TV that shows how to glue things together.
He eats bread at 3 a. m. while watching a guy fix a toaster with duct tape.
He tried to date a cat and failed because it hissed at him.
He once tried to be cool by eating bread in a restaurant and got kicked out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A human-shaped blob who lives off bread and thinks DIY shows are the most exciting thing ever. He’s more interested in fixing a lamp than fixing his life.
He spent an hour watching a video on how to fold a towel like a pro.
He tried to build a shelf and it fell apart in 2 minutes.
He eats bread so fast it looks like he’s trying to escape a fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who eats bread like it’s going out of style and thinks watching life hacks will make him rich. He’s got a cat that looks at him like he’s a total idiot.
He once tried to become a millionaire by eating bread and watching DIY shows.
He spends 5 hours a day watching videos about how to make a sandwich.
His cat judges him every time he eats bread in front of it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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