a person who does not use social media

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A social media ghost is someone who avoids the internet like it’s a cursed trap.

I saw a post about a viral meme and thought it was a prank.

My cousin asked me to post a photo of my breakfast, and I said no.

I don’t even know what a TikTok is, and I’m 22.

A social media ghost is a human who doesn’t post, like, ever. Ever.

My friend said I was ‘unfollowing’ her, but I didn’t even know what that meant.

I tried to send a message on Instagram, and it said ‘User not found.’

I got a notification that I had 100 followers, and I thought it was a joke.

A social media ghost is someone who makes you question your whole life.

I asked them why they didn’t use Twitter, and they said they didn’t know what it was for.

They told me they only used the internet to watch cat videos, and I cried.

They said they would rather die than post a selfie.

A social media ghost is a person who lives in the real world and doesn’t need likes.

They said they didn’t care about my new haircut because they didn’t have a filter on their phone.

They told me I was ‘overposting’ and I had no idea what that meant.

They ignored my tweet about my bad day and I felt like a ghost myself.

A social media ghost is someone who hides from the internet like it’s a monster.

They didn’t reply to my message because they thought it was a trap.

They refused to join my group chat and said it was ‘too loud.’

They told me they didn’t use Instagram because it made them ‘too self-conscious.’

A social media ghost is a person who doesn’t post, doesn’t comment, and doesn’t even like your stories.

They didn’t react to my post about my failed baking attempt.

They didn’t even know what a ‘story’ was, and I had to explain it to them.

They didn’t follow me back and I was offended.