A perfect week

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Getting seven different girls to let you touch their junk on seven different nights and none of them ever said no or walked away like a total loser.

I hit seven different girls last week and not one of them gave me the side eye. I’m like a god in a gym.

My week was so perfect, I could’ve turned into a statue and still gotten laid.

I had seven different girls beg me to stop touching them. I said no, and they all cried.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Seven days, seven girls, seven times you got the best part of their body. Life doesn’t get much sweeter than that.

Seven girls, seven days, and I didn’t even need a ladder to get on top of them all.

I had a week so perfect, my mom thought I was adopted by a gym.

I was so good, the girls asked me to take a break. I said no, and they all asked me to leave.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Barney Stinson’s magic trick, where he gets seven different hot girls to let him touch them in seven days straight. You don’t even need a wand for that.

I did it like Barney, but I didn’t need a suit or a wand. Just a little luck and a lot of junk.

Seven different hot girls said yes to me in one week. I think I’m magical now.

I did it like Barney, but I didn’t even need to fake a mustache.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Seven girls, seven days, and not one of them said no. You’re the best at this game and everyone knows it.

Seven girls in seven days, and not one of them said no. I think I’ve got the title of king of the gym.

I scored seven girls in a week, and they all said yes. I don’t need a title, I’m already a legend.

I hit seven girls in seven days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Seven days, seven different girls, and you got to touch their junk. Only Barney Stinson has done this before.

Seven different girls, seven different nights, and not one of them said no. I think I’ve got the title of king of the gym.

I got seven girls in seven days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god.

I did it like Barney, and I didn’t need a suit or a wand.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Getting five different girls to let you touch their junk in five days straight. It’s good, but it’s not perfect.

Five girls, five days, and none of them said no. I think I’m a legend in the making.

I hit five girls in five days. They all said yes. I think I’m a god in training.

I got five different girls to let me touch their junk in five days straight. I’m good, but I’m not perfect.

by Slangipedia 15d ago