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When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and the toilet paper is still almost clean.
My TP looked like it was never touched. I felt like a king.
I wiped once and it was still mostly white. I was like, 'This is a miracle.'
I did my business, wiped, and the TP had like two streaks. I was like, 'This is a sign.'
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A person so good that you can’t even describe them with real words. You have to make up fake words because nothing else fits. You fall in love with them again every time you see them. Being away from them feels like dying. They’re perfect, and they know it.
I saw her and I felt like I was in heaven. I was like, 'This is real life?'
He’s perfect. I’m in love with him. I can’t even think straight.
She’s the best person ever. I’m madly in love with her.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The person reading this. They're probably thinking, 'This is about me.' And they're right.
I read this and I was like, 'This is me.'
They’re talking about me. I know it.
I’m the one reading this. I feel special.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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You. Yeah, you. You’re a perfect. You’re the best. You know it.
I’m the perfect. I know it. I feel it.
You’re perfect. No doubt about it.
You’re the best person ever. I swear.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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The girl reading this. She’s probably thinking, 'This is about me.' And she’s right.
She read it and was like, 'This is me.'
She’s the one this is about. She knows it.
She’s perfect. I know it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Christopher Bang. He’s the best. He’s perfect. He’s the real deal.
Christopher Bang is the best person ever. I swear.
He’s perfect. I’m in love with him.
He’s the real deal. No one else compares.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Something so amazing you can’t even describe it. It’s like the best thing ever. A real-life superhero.
That was amazing. Like, the best thing ever.
She’s like a real-life superhero. I swear.
He’s so perfect. He’s like a role model.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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