Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who talks so much they think they're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just there to listen.

I'm a people person, I'm the only one who matters here.

At the party, I talked to everyone else, not the other way around.

I didn't need a friend, I needed an audience.

2

A person who is nice to everyone, even the guy who spilled coffee on them and the lady who stole their parking spot.

I was nice to the guy who yelled at me, he just needed a friend.

I smiled at the kid who broke my phone, he was just trying to be cool.

I even said hi to the dog who pooped on my shoe.

3

Someone who can't stop talking and thinks they're the best at it, even when they’re clearly not.

I talked to 10 people at lunch, I was the most popular.

I could talk to anyone, even the guy who fell asleep in my class.

I had a conversation with the janitor, he was impressed.

4

A person who has zero skills and thinks everyone else is just as clueless, especially when they’re being asked questions.

I have no skills, but I'm the best at everything.

I don't know how to fix things, but I know how to talk about it.

I'm not qualified, but I'm the most qualified.

5

A person who can talk to anyone and doesn’t care if they’re right or wrong, as long as they're heard.

I talked to the boss, I talked to the kid, I talked to the cat.

I don’t need to be right, I just need to be loud.

I told the lady at McDonald’s I was loyal to her, not to you.

6

A term that people wish they could delete from the dictionary, especially if they’re the one who wrote it.

I don’t want this definition on the internet forever.

I wrote this, and now I regret it.

If I could delete this, I would.

7

A term that's so common it's like the oxygen people breathe when they're online.

This definition is everywhere, it's annoying.

I see this every day, it's like a meme.

It's so common, I'm tired of seeing it.