a Penrose

Current Trending

7 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

That loud, glitter-covered idiot who claims he's straight but everyone knows he's a faggot. Moms love him like he's their new best friend.

"I swear I'm not gay!", said no one ever.

He wore a unicorn shirt to prom and cried when no one asked him to dance.

He texted his ex: "I miss you, but I also miss my dignity."

Three guys all licking each other's dicks at the same time, forming a triangle so impossible, it makes your brain bleed.

They did it in the math lab and the teacher fainted.

My cousin watched it and now he's a vegetarian.

He tried to explain it to his dog and the dog bit him.

A town so small and boring, it's like living in a chicken coop. The only ass you'll get is from a donkey.

I spent three days there and all I saw was a goat arguing with a chicken.

The only cool kid was the donkey named Bob.

The trailer trash was richer than my uncle.

A stupid shape that looks like it was drawn by a demon. Kids try to figure it out and end up crying or jumping off a cliff.

My math teacher showed it and five kids passed out.

I stared at it for ten minutes and now I have a headache.

It made my little brother cry and he’s 7.

A person who does stupid stuff like blasting music, wearing jeans that look like they’re about to die, and drinking Coke until they're sick.

He drank Coke for four days and now he can’t taste anything.

He wore his skinny jeans to the beach and they got stuck in the sand.

He blasted music so loud, the neighbors called the cops.

A hot Vtuber who's a prince from another world. He has nine blue sons who are so soft, you could sleep on them.

He streams every day and his sons sing lullabies.

His fans think he’s perfect and they all wear blue.

He made a song called 'Blue Son's Lullaby' and it went viral.

A semi-hard cock that’s so red, it looks like it was burned. It’s like a sausage made by hell.

He had a marathon sex session and now his cock is bright red.

His friend saw it and said, 'That’s not a cock, that’s a fire.'

He tried to show it off and it looked like a sausage.