Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What public schools bank accounts have. It's basically nothing but a bunch of pennies that no one cares about.

My bank account is just a bunch of pennies and shame.

I have 37 pennies and I'm crying.

My mom says I'll never get out of debt with just pennies.

2

A penny is like a tiny coin that gets tossed into your drink at Cambridge. It’s the worst. You have to chug your beer or else you’re a loser.

That penny went in my beer and now I’m drunk.

I chugged my drink because of a penny and now I'm regretting it.

I'm going to throw a penny in his face next time.

3

A penny is a girl so pretty that you're like, why is she even here? She’s got everything and everyone wants her.

She walks in and I'm like, why do I even exist?

She’s the girl everyone wants but no one gets.

I'm in love with a penny and I'm not even trying.

4

A penny is a woman who's tough, fast, and can disappear if you blink. She’s awesome but only with the one she loves.

She ran away from me and I didn’t even see her go.

She’s super strong and I'm not even mad about it.

She’s the best but only with her guy.

5

A penny is the best girl in the world. She’s amazing, kind, and everyone loves her.

She’s the best girl and I’m just here to say it.

She’s my favorite person and I don’t even know her.

She’s perfect and I’m just me.

6

A penny is a girl who starts off weird but ends up being the best. She’s sweet, smart, and has a crush on someone who doesn’t like her back.

She was weird at first but now I love her.

She’s smart and I’m just here to say it.

She likes a guy who doesn’t like her and I feel her.

7

A penny comes from a Greek goddess who was super smart and waited for her husband. She’s the best and her name has so many forms it’s ridiculous.

She was super smart and I'm just here to say it.

She had so many names it’s crazy.

She waited for her husband and I’m just here for the story.