A Penky

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To stare at someone's Facebook like they're a juicy steak and you're a hungry dog.

I spent 2 hours staring at her profile. I'm not even sure why.

He checked her Facebook 17 times in one day. She's gonna know.

I saw her ex's post and now I'm obsessed. It's a penky.

A Penky is like the king of being cool but also a bit of a mess. They laugh at your jokes and then they sing in the shower. They're a part-time star and a full-time disaster.

She's a Penky. She laughed at my joke and then sang in the shower.

He's a Penky. He's got nine lives and he's still being annoying.

Penky is the best. She's got buttcheeks like a fat cow.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A German word for penis. You know it's true because it sounds like it.

Penky is just a fancy way of saying penis. No one cares.

He called it a Penky and now everyone's making fun of him.

Penky is German for penis. It's the most obvious thing ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Penky is the best. He's thicc, he's got buttcheeks that could win a competition, and he will eat your ass nine times if you mess with him.

Penky ate my ass nine times. I deserved it.

He's thicc and he's got buttcheeks like a pig. I love him.

Penky has nine lives and he's gonna take mine if I don't watch out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago