a penguin invaded my dern school

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you looked this up because you're a weirdo who thinks penguins are real and they're after you

why did you look up a penguin invading your school? you're insane

you're not even in school anymore and you still care

i mean, it’s a penguin. it can’t hurt you that bad

you’re so dumb you think a penguin would actually come to your school and bother you

you’re still using the same search from 2015

you thought the penguin would bring snacks

you asked your teacher if penguins were real

you looked this up because you’re a loser who doesn’t have anything better to do

you’re still searching this up during lunch

you told your friend you got chased by a penguin

you’re crying because the penguin didn’t come