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A Pelosi is when you cut your hair while the cops are chasing you and you don't care.
She got a Pelosi after the cops pulled up to her house.
He did a Pelosi during the big fight at the mall.
They did a Pelosi in the middle of a math test.
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A Pelosi is when you take a paper and make it look like it just got tortured.
She did a Pelosi to the tax report before sending it to Congress.
He did a Pelosi to his essay on the first day of school.
They did a Pelosi to the lunch menu on a Monday.
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A Pelosi is when you're the boss and you put Cheetos in people's places like they're your enemies.
She did a Pelosi to the whole Senate with a bag of Cheetos.
He did a Pelosi to his coworkers with a Cheeto for every mistake.
They did a Pelosi to the president with a Cheeto and a middle finger.
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A Pelosi is when you rip up a speech and throw it like it just insulted you.
She did a Pelosi to the president's speech in the middle of a debate.
He did a Pelosi to his teacher's lecture after lunch.
They did a Pelosi to the announcement about the test.
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A Pelosi is when you take something important and tear it in half like it was your worst enemy.
She did a Pelosi to the Constitution during the big argument.
He did a Pelosi to his math homework after lunch.
They did a Pelosi to the lunch menu because it was too good.
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A Pelosi is when you own something like it's your last name and you're not afraid to destroy it.
She did a Pelosi to the entire Senate with a single hand clap.
He did a Pelosi to his teacher’s grading system like it was a joke.
They did a Pelosi to the lunch menu and laughed about it.
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A Pelosi is when you calmly win an argument and clap like you just invented it.
She did a Pelosi to the president during the big debate.
He did a Pelosi to his friend after they fought over pizza.
They did a Pelosi to the entire class during lunch.
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