Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Pelo is like being in a moment so good you forget your own name and your mom’s middle name.

I was eating pizza and my dog died. That was a Pelo.

My ex came back and I forgot my phone password. That was a Pelo.

I got a free drink and a compliment. That was a Pelo.

2

Pelo is Spanish for hair, but if you're dumb, you say 'greña' like it's a brand of cereal.

My grandma said 'greña' and I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

My dog tried to eat my hair and said 'greña' in Spanish.

My teacher called my hair 'greña' and I failed math.

3

A Pelo is just a fancy way to say ‘hair’ but only if you’re too lazy to use the right word.

My brother said ‘Pelo’ instead of ‘hair’ and I called him a baby.

My mom used ‘Pelo’ in a sentence and I called her a grandma.

My friend used ‘Pelo’ and I said ‘You’re a loser.’

4

A Pelo is a meth pipe so bad it could make a saint do bad stuff.

My friend used a Pelo and cried for three hours.

I saw a Pelo and I ran out of the room.

My uncle used a Pelo and told my mom she was a pig.

5

A Pelo is when someone from another race acts like they're from a different planet.

My friend from Africa said he was from Mars. That was a Pelo.

My cousin said he was from the moon. That was a Pelo.

My teacher said she was from Neptune. That was a Pelo.

6

A Pelo is when you can name random stuff and get girls to like you even if they’re confused.

I told my crush the name of my dog’s favorite cereal and she liked me.

I named my sandwich ‘Bob’ and got a date.

I told my crush the color of my socks and she said ‘I love you.’

7

A Pelo is when someone slams tables so hard they think the table is their enemy.

My dad slammed the table and it broke. That was a Pelo.

My brother slammed the table and got a bruise. That was a Pelo.

I slammed the table and my mom yelled at me. That was a Pelo.