Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The best football player ever. So good, he made the Brazillians cry with joy and made Maradona look like a clumsy, hairy idiot.

Pele is the GOAT. Maradona? He's just a goat who got lost.

Pele's got skills. Maradona? He's got a bad haircut and a worse attitude.

Pele is the king of football. Maradona is the king of bad decisions.

2

The best soccer player in the world. He could kick a ball with one toe while eating a taco.

Pele is the best. No one even comes close.

Soccer is his playground. Everyone else is just playing tag.

He's so good, he makes the ball blush.

3

The angry volcano goddess of Hawaii. She's got a temper and a lava flow. Don't mess with her or she'll melt your face off.

Pele is angry. The volcano is boiling. The island is about to explode.

She's not just a goddess. She's a walking eruption.

She's got a temper. You don't want to be on her bad side.

4

A stupid way to say someone is bad at soccer. Like telling a kid he's a donkey and then giving him a banana.

You're the worst. I'm calling you A Pele.

You suck at soccer. You're A Pele.

That was the worst goal ever. You're A Pele.

5

Pele is a volcano goddess from Hawaii. She lives in Kilauea and has a temper the size of a mountain.

Pele lives in Kilauea. That volcano is her mood ring.

She's got a temper. Kilauea is just her temper in lava form.

She's a volcano goddess. Kilauea is her favorite toy.

6

Pele is a fire goddess from Hawaii. She's got the power of lava and the attitude to match.

Pele is a fire goddess. She's got the heat and the attitude.

She's got the power of fire and the temper to match.

She's a goddess of fire, dance, and bad moods.

7

She’s got the body of a goddess, the personality of a hurricane, and the appetite of a dragon. She’s got no shame and a lot of food.

She eats like a dragon. No one can stop her.

She's got a big butt, a big heart, and a big appetite.

She's got no shame. She'll eat anything, anytime.