A peggy hitchcox

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A brain-dead lefty who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy college paper. They post anything from a website that’s only good on Thursdays if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got reshared by MSNBC. They live for arguing online, crying over poems, and pretending they’ve been to Timbuktwo.
"I’m not wrong, I’m just a little bit right.", Peggy, after being called a fool.
RT @MSNBC: Peggy’s life is a tweet.
Peggy: "I went to Timbukthree. It’s a spiritual journey.", Everyone else: "It’s a 30-minute bus ride."
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A dumbass liberal who thinks they're educated because they read a college paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They argue online, read sad poems, and think Timbukthree is a vacation.
"I’m not a fool, I’m a visionary.", Peggy, after getting called out for misunderstanding a poem.
Peggy DMs: "I’ve been to Timbukthree. It’s a miracle.", Peggy’s friend: "You had to wait 10 minutes for a bus."
Peggy’s post: "This article is perfect. I read it on a Thursday.", No one knows why it matters.
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A clueless liberal who thinks they're smart because they read a fancy paper. They post every Thursday article if it got a stamp from Huffington Post and got shared by MSNBC. They type insults online, cry over poems, and think Timbukthree is a holy place.
"You don’t understand poetry. I do.", Peggy, after getting called out for misreading a poem.
Peggy’s tweet: "Timbukthree is the best place on Earth.", Everyone else: "It’s a town with a sign."
Peggy: "I posted this article because it was perfect.", Everyone else: "It was 12 words."
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