Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pee-on is the lowest form of life, even lower than a peon who gets peed on by the boss. They're so low, they probably get peed on by the janitor.

My boss peed on me in the hallway. I was a pee-on for life.

The intern got peed on by the CEO. He's a pee-on now.

I got peed on by my dog. I'm the pee-on of the family.

2

A pee-on is someone who thinks the pee-pee is a miracle of nature, but really it’s just a glorified pipe for pee.

My mom thinks the pee-pee is a gift from God. It's just a pipe.

My brother called his pee-pee a miracle. I called him a fool.

I tried to use my pee-pee as a paintbrush. It was a disaster.

3

A pee-on is when you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place, like holding it in when you really want to go.

I had to wait for the elevator. I was a pee-on for 10 minutes.

I was in class and had to hold it in. I was a pee-on for the whole period.

I waited in line for a long time. I was a pee-on and almost exploded.

4

A pee-on is a funny way to say your penis is so bad, it makes you look like a total idiot.

He called his penis a pee-on. It was the worst one I’ve ever seen.

My friend’s penis is a pee-on. It’s like a chicken leg.

My dad called his penis a pee-on. It made me laugh for a week.

5

A pee-on is a way to make someone sound like they're the biggest idiot in the world for having a penis.

He called his penis a pee-on. I thought he was insane.

My mom called my dad's penis a pee-on. It was a funny joke.

I told my friend his penis was a pee-on. He got mad.

6

A pee-on is another word for a penis. It’s the worst way to describe it, and people still use it.

My brother said his penis was a pee-on. It was so bad.

I called my penis a pee-on. I felt ashamed.

My friend’s penis is a pee-on. It’s the worst one ever.

7

A pee-on is just a fancy word for peeing. It sounds cool but it's just a way to say you're going to the bathroom.

I said I was going to pee-on. I was just going to the bathroom.

My teacher said I was doing a pee-on. I was just peeing.

I called my dog a pee-on. He was just peeing on the floor.