a peanut butter

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A nickname for a man who has bigger tatas than most ladies. Like a man who’s trying to pass as a woman and failing.

My buddy Dave is a peanut butter. He wears a dress to work every day.

My cousin’s boyfriend is a peanut butter. He cries when he’s sad.

At the gym, the guy on the treadmill is a peanut butter. He’s got a six-pack and a bust.

A girl who’s got a reputation for giving it up to anyone who asks. She’s the type who’ll take your lunch money and your virginity.

My neighbor’s daughter is a peanut butter. She’s got three boyfriends and a dog.

My friend’s sister is a peanut butter. She’ll sleep with your dad if you give her a dollar.

The girl in my math class is a peanut butter. She flirts with the teacher and gets good grades.

A gooey treat you can buy at the store. It’s the perfect thing to slap on bread or dip into chocolate. It’s like the food version of a good time.

I love peanut butter on toast. It’s the best breakfast ever.

My mom always puts peanut butter on my sandwich. It’s the only thing that keeps me from crying.

Peanut butter and chocolate are the best. It’s like heaven on a plate.

A sticky, greasy mess made from crushed peanuts. It’s got salt, sugar, and whatever else they throw in there to make you addicted.

My brother eats peanut butter every day. He’s like a peanut butter addict.

I put too much peanut butter on my sandwich. It’s like a mess on my face.

That peanut butter is so old, it’s got a hair in it.

Smooth, sticky, and perfect for slapping on anything. It’s the kind of stuff that makes your sandwich feel like a party.

I love peanut butter. It’s like the best friend of my sandwich.

That peanut butter is so good, I could eat it for dinner.

My mom’s peanut butter is the best. It tastes like love.

The fancy name for the soft, squishy stuff inside your car. It’s the stuff that makes your ride feel like a million bucks.

My car has leather seats. It’s like a peanut butter car.

I got a new car. It’s got peanut butter inside. It’s so cool.

That car is a peanut butter. It’s got leather seats and a radio that works.

A chunky, tasty mix of peanuts and whatever else they throw in there. It’s the kind of stuff that makes your mouth happy.

I love peanut butter. It’s the best thing on earth.

My sister eats peanut butter every day. She’s like a peanut butter monster.

That peanut butter is so good, I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.