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When someone asks if this is the Krusty Krab Patrick yells like a madman and says it like he just won the lottery.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick: 'YES! AND I'M GETTING A KRAKEN SMOOTHIE!'

Customer: 'Is this the Krusty Krab?' Patrick: 'NO, THIS IS THE KRAKEN KRAKEBRAK!'

Employee: 'Is this the Krusty Krab?' Patrick: 'I DON'T KNOW, I'M JUST HERE TO EAT A SANDWICH AND SCARE PEOPLE.'

A stupid quote from SpongeBob that Patrick uses to annoy people at work when they call.

Work phone rings: 'Is this the Krusty Krab?' Patrick: 'I AM SPONGEBOB! I WORK HERE!'

Colleague: 'Is this the office?' Patrick: 'I AM SPONGEBOB! I WORK HERE!'

Customer: 'Is this the bakery?' Patrick: 'I AM SPONGEBOB! I WORK HERE!'

The guy who stares at you like you're a piece of toast and writes you love notes with crayon.

Patrick: 'I love you, you're my favorite piece of toast.'

Patrick sends a love note: 'I love you, I eat toast, you are both.'

Patrick: 'You're my princess, I'm just a weird guy with crayon.'

A weird-ass Irish guy who thinks a toaster is a holy relic.

Patrick: 'I'm Celtic for toaster! I worship it!'

Patrick: 'This toaster is sacred, don't you dare touch it!'

Patrick: 'My ancestors came from the land of toasters!'

He's a wild man, he'll do anything, like pull fire alarms in factories and no one will know who did it.

Patrick pulled a fire alarm at a factory. No one knows who he is.

Patrick: 'I'm the fire alarm guy. I'm not telling you who I am.'

Factory alarm goes off. Manager: 'Who did that? Patrick: 'It was me, but I'm not telling you.'

He's a weird but cool guy, he talks a lot, he loves sports, he's smart, but sometimes he acts like he doesn't know what's going on.

Patrick: 'I love sports, I'm smart, I just sometimes act like I don't know what's going on.'

Patrick: 'I talk a lot, I love sports, and I'm smart but sometimes I'm confused.'

Patrick: 'I'm weird, but I'm cool, I like sports, and I'm smart, sometimes.'