Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid monkey-bitch who thinks she's the queen of the jungle

Why you always talkin' about bananas? You ain't no monkey.

You look like a monkey who got hit by a truck.

You act like you're the king of the zoo, but you're just a chimp with a bad hair day.

2

Patrice is a loudmouth who thinks she's the funniest person ever, but she’s also the most serious when someone mentions her ex.

You laugh at my jokes, but you’re still mad about what your ex did to you.

I told a joke and she took it personal.

She laughed at my joke, but then she cried about her ex.

3

Patrice is a girl who thinks she’s perfect, but everyone knows she’s just a little bit fake.

You think you’re perfect, but you’re just a little bit fake.

You act like you’re the best, but you’re just a little bit fake.

You’re perfect in your own mind, but the rest of us see through you.

4

A hot, caring girl who thinks she’s the best and will beat you up if you say anything bad about her.

You said I was ugly, so I beat you up.

You talked bad about me, so I beat you up.

You said I was the worst, so I beat you up.

5

The cutest girlfriend in the whole world, and she looks better than you and everyone you know.

You think you're the best looking, but she looks better than you.

She's the cutest, and you're just a sad man.

She's the cutest, and you're the saddest man in the world.

6

To patrice is to be overly dramatic about everything, especially when it comes to art, film, or your ex.

You got dramatic about that movie, man.

You cried over a painting like it was your ex.

You were so dramatic about that film, I thought you were gonna cry.

7

An awesome person who's good at everything, but he still thinks he's the best at everything.

You're good at everything, but you still think you're the best.

You're awesome at music, but you still think you're the best.

You're good at sports, but you still think you're the best.