Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a place where you drink until you can’t remember your own name.

My cousin’s party was a disaster. I drank 12 shots and now I think my dog is my mom.

I went to the party and came home with a hangover and a tattoo I didn’t ask for.

At the party, I met a guy who said he was a wizard. He wasn’t.

2

a place where you pretend to be cool and then vomit in a hallway.

I tried to be cool at the party, but I threw up in the elevator and everyone saw it.

I went to the party, I drank, I got high, and I cried in a bathroom.

At the party, I danced with a guy who had no teeth. It was terrifying.

3

a fancy event where I get left out and everyone else gets free pizza.

I got invited to the party, but I had to sit on the floor and eat expired chips.

At the party, I was the only one who didn’t know the password to the Wi-Fi.

I showed up to the party and no one knew who I was. I had to introduce myself to my own uncle.

4

when your brain turns to mush and your stomach turns to lava.

After the party, I looked like a raccoon and felt like a zombie.

I got so wasted at the party that I tried to talk to the ceiling.

I woke up after the party and my tongue was stuck to my brother.

5

a group of politicians who hate each other and everyone else.

The Party of NO! is like a bunch of kids who only know how to say 'no' and 'why?'.

The Party of NO! is so bad, even the president gets tired of them.

The Party of NO! is like a bunch of adults who still fight over who’s the best at soccer.

6

a group of people hanging out and pretending they aren’t lonely.

At the party, I saw my ex and we both pretended we were happy.

I went to the party, but I just sat in the corner and watched everyone else talk.

The party was loud and fun, but I was just there because I felt bad.

7

a group of people who like to snort crystal meth and think they’re cool.

At the party, I saw a guy snort meth out of a beer can and it was glorious.

The Party was all about crystal meth, and I ate three tacos and passed out.

I went to the party and got high and forgot my pants.