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When you skip a party to go hang out with your girlfriend and end up getting it on in some weird spot like a closet or a car, then forget about the party altogether.
I left the concert to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in her brother's closet with her.
Skipped my friend's birthday to go chill with my girl, and now I'm stuck in a car with her.
Left the game to go see my girlfriend, and now I'm stuck in a store with her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who gets a lot of butt stuff and likes it, and doesn’t care if anyone sees it.
He’s got more butt stuff than a donut shop.
He got butt stuff from his girlfriend and didn’t care.
He got butt stuff and just let it happen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A cool guy who plays sports and dates girls named Emily or Sarah. He’s cute and likes to hang with his guy friends, but he’s also a bit of a coward when it comes to telling people his feelings.
Parker plays basketball and dates Emily. He’s cool but hides his feelings.
He plays soccer and dates Sarah. He’s cute but a coward.
He plays football and dates Madison. He’s funny but hides his feelings.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A mountain guy who’s hot, does crazy stuff like rock climbing, and stares at you like he’s in love but never tells you.
He climbed a mountain and stared at me like he liked me.
He did speedflying and never told me he liked me.
He hunted and never said a word about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kid who looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest, weirdest, and most awesome person you ever met.
He looked like a dork but turned out to be the funniest guy I know.
I thought he was boring, but now he’s my best friend.
He was the plainest kid, but now he’s the funniest.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When someone posts every single complaint about their local team on social media like it’s a personal attack.
He posted 10 tweets about the team losing.
He complained about the team on Twitter for a week.
He posted about the team on Instagram like it was a tragedy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who’s aggressive in bed, funny, and makes you laugh. He’s the kind of guy who can make you happy even when you’re in a bad mood.
He’s aggressive in bed and makes me laugh.
He’s funny and makes me happy.
He’s aggressive and makes me smile.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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