Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who eats like a fat kid, shoots like a bad cop, and leaves like he never existed

Bro just ate three pizzas, shot a cop, and left me with the bill. Classic panda.

He ate, shot, and left me hanging. I’m still waiting for my pizza.

That panda ate, shot, and left before I could even say ‘thank you.’

2

a guy who thinks everyone wants him, even when they clearly don’t

He hit on my mom and thought she was into it. She was just being polite.

He asked me out and I said no, but he still thinks I’m his soulmate.

He hit on my sister and then my dog. I don’t even know what he is anymore.

3

when two gay guys are forced to date because the world thinks they’re the same, even if they hate each other

They forced my gay friend to date another one, and it was the worst thing ever.

My cousin got matched with a guy he didn’t like, and now they’re still together.

They made two guys date each other because they thought it would work. It didn’t.

4

when two people are doing the most basic, most obvious thing in the world

They were just making out in the middle of the park. It was so obvious.

He was just having sex with his girlfriend like it was normal.

They were just getting their groove on like it was nothing.

5

when you get kicked out of a group, and it’s either because you wanted to leave or someone else made you

He got kicked out of the guild and said ‘Bye Cunt’ in the most dramatic way possible.

She left the group on her own, but it still felt like a kick.

He got removed from the guild and still said ‘Bye Cunt’ like it was a thing.

6

a terrible song that people only like because the beat is good, but the lyrics are so bad they need Google Translate and Jesus

That song was so bad, even Google Translate couldn’t help it.

People only like the beat, but the lyrics are so bad they need a miracle.

That song was like a bad dream. The beat was good, but the lyrics were a disaster.

7

another name for a cop car because it’s usually black and white

That cop car was just a panda waiting to pull me over.

He saw a panda and thought it was a cop car.

That black and white car was the panda of the police.