A pair of Trotters

I got a ticket for biking on the sidewalk. These Trotters are crazy.

They pulled me over for not wearing a helmet. I was just going home.

I saw a Trotter give a kid a ticket for riding a bike too fast. That kid was going 5 mph.

These Trotters yelled at me for spilling coffee on their uniform. I didn’t even do it on purpose.

I got yelled at for walking on the street. What’s wrong with them?

They told me I was a menace for breathing too loud. I swear.

These Trotters gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I had a helmet. I just forgot it.

I was biking home and a Trotter pulled me over just because. No reason.

They gave me a ticket for riding a bike. What even is this?

I got fined for riding a bike too slow. These Trotters are the worst.

They made me pay for a ticket because I didn’t have a helmet. I didn’t even need one.

I was just biking to the store and a Trotter pulled me over for no reason.

They gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet. I had a helmet. I just forgot it.

I got yelled at for biking too fast. I was going 5 mph.

These Trotters are the worst. They give tickets just to be mean.

I got a ticket for biking on the sidewalk. These Trotters think they’re the king of the road.

They pulled me over for no reason and acted like I was a criminal.

These Trotters think they’re the most important people in the city. They’re not.