A paintbrush toothpick situation

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A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone flips their lid over a tiny dumb thing that doesn’t matter at all.
My mom screamed at me for using a spoon to eat my cereal instead of a fork.
My boss threw a chair because I logged into work 10 seconds late.
My little brother cried because I took his last Skittle.
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A paintbrush toothpick situation is when you get so mad about something tiny it feels like the end of the world.
My dad yelled at me for wearing mismatched socks.
My friend lost her mind because her coffee had two sugar cubes instead of three.
My neighbor shouted at a pigeon for stealing a chip.
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A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone loses their mind over something so small it’s not even worth it.
My aunt flipped out because my uncle used a knife to open a can of beans.
My teacher gave me a zero because I drew a mustache on my math test.
My dog barked at a vacuum cleaner for 15 minutes straight.
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