a package from the valve corporation

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A hard-on so big it could knock out a whole football team.
I got a package from the valve corporation and my mom heard me screaming.
My dog ran away when I opened that package from the valve corporation.
I tried to hide my package from the valve corporation under my shirt, but it popped out like a jack-in-the-box.
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A boner so strong it could bend steel.
My teacher saw me with a package from the valve corporation and gave me a detention.
I had to leave the classroom because my package from the valve corporation was too loud.
I tried to hide my package from the valve corporation under my desk, but it came out like a monster.
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A hard-on so big it could make a superhero blush.
I got a package from the valve corporation and my brother laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
I tried to text my crush while having a package from the valve corporation, but I kept typing 'valve corporation' instead of 'I love you.'
My package from the valve corporation was so big, it looked like it was about to burst.
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