Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A means you’re on fire and B means you’re a puking mess.

A: I just drank 12 coffees. B: I just drank 12 coffees and vomited into a taxi.

A: I can run a marathon. B: I can run a marathon and then cry in a burger.

A: I’m high. B: I’m high and my pants are on fire.

2

B is the best choice. Always.

B: I picked B and now I have 1000 dollars and a pet goat.

B: I picked B and now I’m rich and my ex is crying.

B: I picked B and now I’m the king of the world.

3

A place where you sleep and someone else’s weirdness hits you in the face.

I stayed at a B&B and the owner told me his cat was a prince.

My B&B had a bed that was a couch and a fridge that was broken.

I checked into a B&B and the breakfast was just a bagel and a death threat.

4

How big your boobs are compared to your gut. If you’re fat, you’re a failure. If you’re not, you’re a winner.

My B2B ratio is 2:1. I’m a winner.

My B2B ratio is 1:10. I’m a loser.

My B2B ratio is 5:1. I’m a god.

5

Short for B&B. A place where you sleep and someone else’s weirdness hits you in the face.

I stayed at a B&B and the owner told me his cat was a prince.

My B&B had a bed that was a couch and a fridge that was broken.

I checked into a B&B and the breakfast was just a bagel and a death threat.

6

A way to avoid getting pregnant by doing something that smells like a goat.

I used B in the butt and now I’m not pregnant. Also, I smell like a goat.

My boyfriend used B in the butt and now I’m not pregnant. Also, I smell like a goat.

I did B in the butt and now I’m not pregnant. Also, I smell like a goat.

7

A thumbs up. Like when you’re happy and you don’t know why.

I saw a thumbs up and I was like, ‘Why am I happy?’

He gave me a thumbs up and I cried.

I did a thumbs up and my dog did a thumbs up. We were both happy.