A one way life jerk

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It’s like a circle jerk but way worse. One guy is the only wanker and everyone else ignores him until he dies of loneliness and shame.

My cousin moved to the middle of nowhere and now he texts me every day and no one replies.

My neighbor yells at the mailman every morning and no one helps him.

My dad joined a group chat and now he talks to himself in there.

Imagine a circle jerk but only one person is in it and they keep talking about their own dumb life until no one else cares.

My friend’s brother started a podcast and now he talks about his life 24/7.

My mom’s best friend lives in a van and now she talks about it nonstop.

My uncle started a YouTube channel and now he streams his lunch every day.

It’s like being stuck in a circle jerk with only one idiot who won’t shut up, and eventually he dies from embarrassment and no one else.

My teacher started a TikTok and now he dances every morning.

My brother joined a Discord server and now he talks about memes all day.

My dog started barking at the mailman and now he does it every single day.