Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Thinking only about yourself and not caring about anyone else. You're the worst.

You took the last slice of pizza and didn't even offer it to anyone.

You skipped the group project and just did your own work.

You got a promotion and didn't even say thank you to your boss.

2

When you jack off and no one else is around. You're alone and you're getting your rocks off.

You were in the bathroom and no one else was there.

You had a break at work and just did your thing in the supply closet.

You went to the park and no one saw you doing your business.

3

You go to Thailand and buy a bunch of cheap hookers and don't even think about sharing them, even though you know you won't need all of them.

You bought five girls and just let them sit there.

You paid for a whole bunch of girls but only used one.

You were too cheap to share and just took the best one for yourself.

4

A bunch of guys or girls all messing with or fucking the same person. Like a team of jerks.

All the guys in the class were hitting on the same girl.

The whole group was fucking the same dude at the party.

You and your friends all got the same girl.

5

You're super high on ecstasy and you're like, 'I'm rolling hard, baby!' You're acting like a maniac.

You were dancing like a lunatic at the club.

You were talking to yourself and everyone could hear you.

You were running around like a crazy person.

6

In the game Counter-Strike, a 'one way' is when you can only shoot at someone from one side. They can't shoot back. You're like a boss.

You wallbanged him and he couldn't do anything back.

You used a fake duck and made it a one way.

You snuck up and shot him from behind.

7

A gay guy who only likes to be fucked in the ass. He's not into anything else.

He only likes to get butt-fucked.

He doesn't care about anything else.

He's like a walking butt plug.