Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you wear something so stupid you wish you were dead

I wore glitter pants to a funeral and got yelled at by my grandma.

He showed up in a tutu for a construction job and got fired.

She wore a unicorn hat to a bar fight and lost badly.

2

when you do something so dumb you think your brain exploded

I tried to juggle flaming torches and burnt my hair.

He painted his face like a clown for a meeting and got laughed out of the room.

She tried to sing opera in a subway and got kicked out.

3

when you dress up like a total idiot just to make everyone else cry

I wore a full chicken suit to work and my boss cried.

He came in dressed as a vampire and scared the whole office.

She showed up as a giant inflatable flamingo and no one spoke to her again.

4

when you do something so embarrassing you want to die in a hole

I tried to dance on a table and fell into a cake.

He wore a banana costume to a meeting and got yelled at.

She did a karate chop on a balloon and it popped in her face.

5

when you look so ridiculous you wish you were a ghost

I wore a pirate hat and a tutu to a bar and no one talked to me.

He showed up in a chicken suit and got laughed at by everyone.

She wore a full clown costume to a wedding and ruined the whole night.

6

when you do something so absurd you think you’re in a horror movie

I tried to ride a skateboard down a hallway and crashed into a wall.

He wore a wig made of spaghetti and got yelled at by his mom.

She tried to sing a song in a chicken suit and no one understood it.