Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A one is when someone says something so stupid or so good it feels like they were born in a spaceship and flew straight to legend status.

You told a joke so bad it made the entire bar cry

Your mom said something so dumb it broke the internet

Your teacher gave a lecture so long it made time stop

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2

A one is when two people fight like they’re both mad and don’t care if they get arrested. Or when they shoot up a mix of drugs and pretend it’s a normal day.

You and your friend started a fight in the middle of the grocery store

You snorted a bunch of drugs and then fell asleep on the couch

You and your buddy did speedballing at 3 a. m.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

3

A one is when you play basketball like it's the final match of the universe and only you and one other person matter.

You played basketball in the park like it was the NBA finals

You and your buddy had a one-on-one game and it lasted for hours

You beat your dad at basketball and he still won't talk to you

by Slangipedia 6d ago

4

A one is when you fight someone and you both agree no one else can butt in. It’s like a secret rule only the two of you know.

You and your brother fought in the hallway and no one could help

You and your friend had a street fight and it went viral

You and your neighbor had a fight and it ruined the whole block

by Slangipedia 6d ago

5

A one is a bag of drugs that makes you high and then makes you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck.

You bought a one and it cost you $20

You and your friend took a one and it was the best day ever

You took a one and then cried for three hours

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6

A one is when you live in San Francisco and you pay $10 to $20 for a mix of drugs that feels like magic and madness.

You bought a one on the street and it was worth every penny

You took a one and it made you feel like a superhero

You bought a one and then went to sleep for a week

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7

A one is the person who changes your whole life just by looking at you. They make you forget everything you ever said you would never do.

You saw them and your whole life changed

They made you break your promises just to be with them

They were so good you forgot your own name

by Slangipedia 6d ago