a old sally

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A grumpy old lady named Sally who talks trash and throws things
Sally yelled at the mailman for giving her the wrong newspaper
She threw a banana at the grocery store clerk because he didn't smile
She cursed at the dog next door for barking at 2 AM
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A wheezing, wrinkled woman named Sally who still thinks she's cool
Sally tried to rap at the retirement party and failed miserably
She posted a TikTok of her dancing and it had 3 likes
She called the pizza delivery guy a ‘boring youth’
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An ancient, smelly woman named Sally who refuses to grow up
She told the teenager next door to ‘shut up and leave’
She still wears the same socks every day
She yelled at the TV for showing a commercial
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