A oh no

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A fat kid’s worst nightmare that makes you throw up and cry at the same time.
A oh no, my mom found out I ate 10 tacos for breakfast
A oh no, I got a 20 on my math test
A oh no, my dog ate my homework and my mom
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When you’re so high you think you’re winning, but you’re actually losing in the worst way.
A oh no, I just realized I texted my crush ‘I love you’ in all caps
A oh no, my pants are on fire and I don’t know why
A oh no, I just ate a whole pizza by myself
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When you fake cumming just to make your partner feel good, but you’re actually thinking about your lunch.
A oh no, I said I loved her but I was thinking about my pizza
A oh no, my fake cum was just a sneeze
A oh no, I pretended to cum but I was actually dizzy
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The 2000s were like a bad party where everyone showed up drunk and forgot the snacks.
A oh no, the 2000s were like my cousin’s birthday party
A oh no, the 2000s were like my math class
A oh no, the 2000s were like my mom’s cooking
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When you hear something stupid and you just yell it back at them like a mad man.
A oh no, my friend said the sky was green
A oh no, my teacher said 2 + 2 was 5
A oh no, my dog said I was ugly
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When you see something so bad you want to die, but you’re too lazy to do it.
A oh no, my dog just ate my homework
A oh no, my mom is yelling at me again
A oh no, my phone just died in the middle of a video call
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When you say something and you don’t even care if it’s true or not.
A oh no, I don’t care if that’s true
A oh no, I just said that because I felt like it
A oh no, I’m too tired to care
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